The One and Only Puck

And I said something about juicing and how I thought juicing was the best way to ‘get good stuff into me’.  He thought that was pretty funny.  He said he was going to say something off color and slightly sexual about that comment - but declined.

I told him he should go ahead and say it…

He then went on and said that he would make a poem of his thoughts and get back to me with it when he finished.

Here is his poem:

Ode to My Dick

When you’re hungry and you don’t know what to do
Because there’s so much bad, you have no way to choose.
Craving something deep that can’t be filled with juice
Lo! My dick is the better stuff, so get it into you.